Tuesday, March 3, 2009

the internet is really a great place for random entertainment, next to porn.

No one can ever know for sure what a deserted area looks like.

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target.

I just read that last year 4,153,237 people got married in the U.S. I don't want to start any trouble, but shouldn't that be an even number?

I have six locks on my door, all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three of them.

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