i'm pretty certain i was a bat in my previous life. here's how i came to this depressing conclusion:
1. i only feel sleepy with the lights on/ i have problems falling asleep at night.
2. i am 3.5 times more efficient at night than in the day.
3. having reborn into this life without wings or an ability to suck blood, my subconscious desires see me doing a 12,000 word thesis on sanitary pads.
4. i hate sun (having been brown/black the whole of my past life, i strive to remain white as i can this time round).
5. i'm blind (as a bat) when it comes to men i date.
6. i suffer from identity crisis all the time; am i a mouse or bird or wad?
arrrrghhhh.... while others boast of being king arthur or buddha's reincarnation, i was a friggin' bat.