my virgin call went something like this:
*many many advertisements later...*
you are about to begin. please record your 15 second introduction after the *beep* sound. *beep*
hi, i'm XXX and this is the first time i'm calling in. i'm an easy going person, so please feel free to drop me a message.
thank you. please press 3 to begin listening to introductions from other people online.
*heavy breathing with a barely audible voice* hi girls....any horny girls out there wanna chat? *more breathing*
after tons of such breathy messages...
"you have a message"
finally!!! someone decent decided to respond to me! excitedly, i awaited my message.
"hi... you said you were easy going.... just how easy are you?"
undeterred, i tried again, this time with a friend.
"hi i'm mary and i like gardening and clubbing so pls drop me a message."
you have a message
"hi why are you calling a chatline if you're married?"
married? since when was i married? i ask my friend.
he must have misheard mary as married la.
i wanted to respond with
"why are you calling a chatline if you're hard of hearing?"
but my friend refused to entertain stupid people so that was the end of my second and last chatline attempt.