marketing has to be like, the most amazing thing, ever.
saw this gigantic vase selling in ikea for a few bucks.
and this is what you can do to up its value in a parenting magazine:
Exclusively imported from Italy is this exquisite and rare find, specially designed for your child's potty training. Ingenious see-through design ensures you know exactly when your child is done and ready to go. No more waiting and having to read your child's impatient glances. Made with the purest in glass technology, the soft rounded edges cushion your precious so he/she is free from the discomfort that comes with conventional potty chairs. Definitely worth every penny of the $57.
Because only the finest specimens should be allowed to touch your child's butt. Holds true even after she's all grown up, eh?