went to try turkish food with my bf for the first time in my life. i read the intro page of the menu. part of it said: turkish food tastes unlike any other cuisine.
i had to agree.
this were the remains of a platter we had with pita bread
and this was our conversation:
i think i just saw a housefly fly over, hover over the platter then the pizza, and fly off.
u mean, it didn't even land on anything?
ya. i think there must be no houseflies in turkey.
*takes more bites*
i think u can gather ur boardgame-playing friends here, order a platter, and play loser-eat.
He ends the dinner with: i think we can market this like citronella. natural housefly repellant or something.
you know how some people say traumatic experiences bring a couple closer? i couldn't agree more.
don't you feel closer already, i ask him.
no, he replies. i feel nauseous.