a walk down lecture lane

imagine this: you see yummy toffee pecan lollies going half price at your favourite supermarket.



you get really excited, and step away to open the chiller door.



you take a closer look at the words plastered on the door.

and realise that you do not want to look like toffee, pecans, or a slob of cream.


you walk away from the ice cream section, wondering what the hell the store manager was thinking...



towards the fried foods section...



then the whipped cream corner...

you only have one body, don't make it look like you have two.


here is where pretzels, doughnuts and pizzas are kept chilled.

and remember, eat lightly.


you walk out the door without buying anything.