Saturday, March 1, 2008

the many stages of a relationship

STAGE 1
he lets you paint his nails and dares step out of the house in them.


it was so well done, the toenails went green with envy


STAGE 2
he still entrusts his image styling to you, so long as it's behind doors, and there's no way these photos are gonna leak out.


"namo amituofo. i hail from tibet"


"the forty thieves are in changi prison, left only me"


STAGE 3
he starts to resist your efforts to make him look good. he starts needing reassurance.

"trust me, you look like a star"



STAGE 4
he stops resisting. and obliges willingly to your every whim.

"make my death quick"



girls, be patient. you can get him to reach stage 4 one day, if you persist.

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